Anchorman 2 (2013)

I got to see Anchorman 2 today! I went for three reasons. A. because I really wanted to see it. B. I have movie gift cards. And C. so I could finally say "here you got my money now fucking please stop promoting this goddam movie!" I know that sounds a little harsh. But to be honest I don't think even chicks...

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Ruby Sparks (2012)

Is anyone else's wallet ten pounds lighter and body ten pounds heavier? Thanks Christmas! While lying in my post holiday food coma this morning I decided to do something out of the norm for me, watch a movie. And if you haven't figured out which one by now I worry for you, but I will unnecessarily inform...

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Mary and Max (2009)

Move over Nightmare Before Christmas. There is, dare I say it, a new king of stop motion and it's name is Mary and Max. Sorry Jack and Sally but I think you've just been dethroned. That's a pretty bold statement huh? I feel like I'm going to receive death threats for spewing such blasphemy. Now don't get...

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Don Jon (2013)

Sex! Sex! Sex! OK now that I subtly got your attention. Let's talk about the movie I just watched, Don Jon. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's first outing as a full length Writer/Director. The film sees the title character as a stereotypical Jersey guy who has his priorities set. That is until two females come into his...

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A Fantastic Fear of Everything (2012)

Paranoia will destroy ya. That's what I always say. And it definitely does Simon Pegg's character in A Fantastic Fear of Everything. The film came out last year but because it was primarily a UK release I didn't hear anything about it until now. And upon further investigation I came to find it was quite polarizing...

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Now You See Me (2013)

In this installment of movies I had no intention of seeing but my life is so boring I did anyway (the marketing guys tell me that name is too long but what do they know) I watched Now You See Me a magician heist film. Now there's three words I never thought I would use in that succession. Quick question did...

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Good Vibrations (2012)

So whilst perusing the internet (I love using words that make me sound like I know shit when in actuality the case is quite the opposite) I came across a page for a movie called Good Vibrations. It came out last year but I don't remember hearing anything about it. Which is usually not a good sign. But I came...

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Oblivion (2013)

So I watched the trailer for Edge of Tomorrow the other day. And I was very underwhelmed. It just didn't look that good to me. And I was engulfed by this strong feeling of deja vu. Then I realized what it was. I had the same feeling I had when I saw previews for Oblivion. Is it just me or are trailers mini...

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Despicable Me 2 (2013)

I bet you are wondering why I am reviewing this huh? None of your damn business that's why! Relax, I'm just messing with you. You should've seen your face though, priceless. Well truth be told I quit my job today. I had a massive panic attack that was absolutely terrifying. So I took it as an omen and hightailed...

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Prisoners (2013)

I haven't been feeling too chipper lately so I've been trying to think of ways to turn this frown upside down. Finally it hit me! Why not watch a movie about drug and alcohol abuse, child abduction, torture and murder? God why didn't I think of this sooner? Drawn out joke aside I watched Prisoners tonight....

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

So after a brief Christmas shopping hiatus I'm back. Sorry to the one guy in Malaysia that might've missed me. Seriously, most of my traffic comes from Malaysia, it's weird. Love you guys nonetheless. Shout out to Malaysia! Drumroll please, so for my triumphant return I chose, wait for it, Percy Jackson: Sea...

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Mandela: Son of Africa Father of a Nation (1996)

So I spent the last couple of days trying to decide which film about Nelson Mandela I would watch in his memory. The obvious choice would be the one currently in theaters Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom starring Idris Elba. But after careful consideration I decided on the 1996 documentary Mandela: Son of Africa...

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The Dark Crystal: Director's Cut (2013)

Sweet baby Jesus I can't believe I watched this creepy ass movie when I was a kid! Now before you freak out on me, I love this movie. And this review is of the director's cut not the original. This was one of my favorite movies growing up. But it's been a good decade or two since I've seen it. Then the other...

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Drinking Buddies (2013)

Who here likes talking? Follow-up question, who here likes listening to talking? Well if you answered yes to either it looks like I found your jam. You're welcome. Now if you were to ask me those questions my very quick and short response would be no and no. But for some reason I liked this movie. Oh my god...

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