The kings of Summer (2013)

Don't call it a comeback! Today's word boys and girls is redemption. I don't know if it's because it's a perfect storm of subject matter I can relate to. Or maybe just coming off my last movie I had nowhere to go but up really. Or if it's just that damn good. But either way I don't really care because I'm...

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The To Do List (2013)

It's Black Friday and we all know what a fucking joke that is. So I thought it would be appropriate to watch a comedy. But the joke was on me because I watched The To Do List. Yes that was dumb. Yes I feel dumb for saying it. Moving on. The film stars the one trick pony Aubrey Plaza. Actually in this film...

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Elysium (2013)

While Elysium is a very fitting title for this one. I think this movie should have been called Thick Accents and Stabbings. Or Super Fake Tattoo Robot movie. Alright alright so those names are horrible but it's what you'll see predominately throughout the film so I hope you enjoy at least one of those things....

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Crystal Fairy (2013)

Have you ever not seen someone in say twenty years, since they were a kid? Yes? Well did you then all of a sudden see said person not only grown up but also fully nude for the better part of two hours? Yeah that's what I thought. Well if you want to change that then watch this movie. And for the one guy going...

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Thor: The Dark World (2013)

How goes it true believers? Bet you thought I only did obscure oldies. Nope, I love me a good blockbuster too! R.I.P. Blockbuster. Thanks for the memories and the late fees. So last week I dragged myself out of bed to venture forth into the land of the living. I decided that while there I would take my lovely...

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Defending Your Life (1991)

So we are kickin' it old school on this one. Where all my jew fros at? I'm talking to you Howie Mandel from the Bobby's World days. But in the end nobody matches the curlitude of a one Mr. Albert Brooks who wrote, directed and starred in this little cinematic gem. I don't know how I could've missed this...

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Moon (2009)

So seeing as since my social life is about as exciting as a man on the moon harvesting energy (my first lame movie related joke, yay!). I've decided to start blogging about the movies I have been and will be watching. All while I wallow in self pity and stuff my face with vegan pumpkin cinnamon rolls. Shoutout to Sweet Theory Bakery. Your service blows but your food blows minds so it's overlookable....

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