About Time (2013)

  Time travel plus Rachel McAdams' smile, where do I sign!?   Luckily for me I didn't have to sign anywhere I just had to press play. Which was a relief seeing as since I have an ugly signature and even uglier credit; I probably would've gotten denied. What am I talking about? I don't know, I hardly...

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Nebraska (2013)

  Wait a second... this isn't the Michael Jackson video where him and Janet are in space is it?   It has been a while since I have seen anything in good ol' black and white.   I heard that they went against the studio to release it sans color, and I'm very happy they did. The film is good....

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Lego Movie (2014)

"Everything is awesome" this movie included!   Lego Movie has the emotion of an adult with the humor of a child. Which pretty sums my entire life up with one sentence. No wonder I liked it so much. So come for the Legos and stay for the life lessons kiddies.   This film is quite the potluck. It...

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Oldboy (2013)

  I wonder if I could pay Spike Lee to come to my house to shit on all the other things I love?   In case you were unable to decode that cryptic intro, I hated this remake with a passion. A passion so fierce it could only be rivaled by Romeo & Juliet on extacy!   When I first heard that...

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Rush (2013)

  I am going to do my best to not RACE through this one, because you can't RUSH perfection.   Mother of god! Did that just come from me? If you see me walking down the street please kick me square in the dick. In my defense I have been up for 36 hours so I can't imagine I could do any better.  ...

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Gravity (2013)

  Gravity does have enough pull.   Okay that's it I promise. No more puns or space references. I think I've used enough lately.   This film visually is pretty breathtaking. I am kicking myself for not seeing it in theaters. Is it the second coming that everyone acts like it is? To me, no....

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In A World... (2013)

   Girl power movie, thumbs up! Comedians being serious, in the words of a great man "I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"   Seriously though I knew something was up the second I saw Nick Offerman without a mustache. If that isn't a red flag I don't know...

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